Marich Music Blog!

We now got  ‘nough folksy stuff to keep even the folksyiest of folks folking around!  Banjer pickers are crawlin’ outta  them ther hills and  slinkin’ into ther local music store to purchase a new banjer because ther “old lady (or old man) done throwed it out agin.”

So Dick’s bin buyin’ up them stringed instruments to keep them pickers pickin’ and to keep ther wives (or husbands) a gripin”  an’ everyone else a hummin’ an’ a grinin’ an’ a singin’ an’ a ringin’.

We went an’ got ourselves some  mandolins and banjers and new gitters  an’  a fiddle an’ a dulcimer an’ a bunch of employees who’d be gettin’ on real good to sell ‘em to ya.

Thanks so much to all of uke who have been responding to the blog.  You guitar thanks and appreciation!

We’ve been trumpeting our classes and we hope you will take the time tuba long to one of them!

We note that many of you fiddle around with instruments already but we know these classes will be much better than staying home in the sax.

We’ll have our trap set for you!

Banjo you’ll have a good time!

If you haven’t been reading, shame on you.   If you have, you’ll know this is to the tune of Froggie Went a Courtin’…

Marilyn went a shopping

and she chose to buy
uh huh uh huh

Marilyn went a shopping
and she chose to buy
uh huh uh huh
Marilyn went a shopping
and she chose to buy
some musical gifts for a lucky guy (Dick. With his money.  In his store.)
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

She walked into the music store
uh huh, uh huh
she walked into the music store
uh huh, uh huh
she walked into the music store
then forgot what she’d come in there for (old age?)
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

So she signed up for guitar class
uh huh, uh huh
so she signed up for guitar class
uh huh, uh huh
so she signed up for guitar class
said, “come on everyone get off your brass”  (tubas?)
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

Guitar class runs from five to six
uh huh, uh huh
guitar class runs from five to six
un huh, uh huh
guitar class runs from five to six
it’ll be a great time  so “don’t you miss!”
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

Come in now and sign up for beginner guitar class!

Wednesdays from 5:00-6:00 PM!

It’s only $80 for eight weeks (we like simple math)!

(and exclamation points!)

By the end of it, you too, could play Marilyn Went a Shopping!

uh huh uh huh uh huh!!!

It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.  Dick and Marilyn were busy paying bills and bossing around their daughter,  the supremely smart, witty, beautiful, and underpaid Kathleen, when all of a sudden in walked a customer!

“Who could it be?!” shouted Dick (he was a little deaf and assumed the others were too).

“I don’t know,” mumbled Marilyn.  (She knew Dick was  a little deaf, and used this to her advantage).

“What?!” shouted Dick.

Meanwhile, Katheen, in her constant attempt to get a raise, approached the customer.

“I’m looking for something musical!” the customer exclaimed.

Kathleen knew this was her chance to show her parents she was worthy of a hefty salary hike.

“You’re in luck!” she exclaimed back (she knew the first rule of selling was to mimic the customer.  People usually like themselves best anyway).  “We’re a music store!”

So enamored with Kathleen’s skill and knowledge of the business, the customer proceeded to purchase 45435453453423783 dollars worth of goods and services, and everyone lived happily after.

It was a nice day.

And it could be a nicer day tomorrow if this actually happens.

Come see us.